Confusingous

While we brace for heavy snow here in the Northeast, a thought for all those wanting to partake in Winter Wonderland related outdoor hilarity:

Even if snow goes down your pants during the making of a snow angel, they should not be considered snow devils. Unless you can somehow manipulate your hands, arms and legs to make the imprint of a devil (while moving as if you were making a snow angel), which would be awesome. Simply awesome.