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	<title>Confusingous &#187; Fortunes</title>
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	<description>Like a fortune cookie in a crappy Chinese restaurant</description>
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		<title>Fortune for a Thursday</title>
		<link>http://hexlubinger.com/blog/2010/02/18/fortune-for-a-thursday-60/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 13:19:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Confusingous</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[All bad things must come to an end.
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		<title>Fortune for a Wednesday</title>
		<link>http://hexlubinger.com/blog/2010/02/17/fortune-for-a-wednesday-61/</link>
		<comments>http://hexlubinger.com/blog/2010/02/17/fortune-for-a-wednesday-61/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Feb 2010 13:47:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Confusingous</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fortunes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A cracked foundation cannot be filled with fluff (marshmallow or otherwise).
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		<title>Fortune for a Tuesday</title>
		<link>http://hexlubinger.com/blog/2010/02/16/fortune-for-a-tuesday-62/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Feb 2010 13:57:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Confusingous</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fortunes]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hexlubinger.com/blog/?p=836</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Taste what cannot be smelt.
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		<title>Fortune for a Friday</title>
		<link>http://hexlubinger.com/blog/2010/02/12/fortune-for-a-friday-58/</link>
		<comments>http://hexlubinger.com/blog/2010/02/12/fortune-for-a-friday-58/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Feb 2010 14:16:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Confusingous</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fortunes]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hexlubinger.com/blog/?p=832</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Picture a world with no cameras.
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		<title>Fortune for a Thursday</title>
		<link>http://hexlubinger.com/blog/2010/02/11/fortune-for-a-thursday-59/</link>
		<comments>http://hexlubinger.com/blog/2010/02/11/fortune-for-a-thursday-59/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2010 15:01:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Confusingous</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fortunes]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hexlubinger.com/blog/?p=830</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Rabbits are trailblazers in all facets of hopping.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Rabbits are trailblazers in all facets of hopping.</p>
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		<title>Fortune for a Wednesday</title>
		<link>http://hexlubinger.com/blog/2010/02/10/fortune-for-a-wednesday-60/</link>
		<comments>http://hexlubinger.com/blog/2010/02/10/fortune-for-a-wednesday-60/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Feb 2010 13:56:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Confusingous</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fortunes]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hexlubinger.com/blog/?p=828</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Can a cat become an old people lady?
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Can a cat become an old people lady?</p>
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		<title>Fortune for a Tuesday</title>
		<link>http://hexlubinger.com/blog/2010/02/09/fortune-for-a-tuesday-61/</link>
		<comments>http://hexlubinger.com/blog/2010/02/09/fortune-for-a-tuesday-61/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Feb 2010 15:31:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Confusingous</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fortunes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Basketball has stolen way too much from geometry.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Basketball has stolen way too much from geometry.</p>
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		<title>Fortune for a Wednesday</title>
		<link>http://hexlubinger.com/blog/2010/02/03/fortune-for-a-wednesday-59/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Feb 2010 14:08:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Confusingous</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fortunes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A flight of fancy should still have a licensed pilot.
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		<title>Fortune for a Tuesday</title>
		<link>http://hexlubinger.com/blog/2010/02/02/fortune-for-a-tuesday-60/</link>
		<comments>http://hexlubinger.com/blog/2010/02/02/fortune-for-a-tuesday-60/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Feb 2010 13:52:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Confusingous</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fortunes]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hexlubinger.com/blog/?p=810</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A reunion is only as good as the extent of the open bar.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A reunion is only as good as the extent of the open bar.</p>
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		<title>Fortune for a Monday</title>
		<link>http://hexlubinger.com/blog/2010/02/01/fortune-for-a-monday-54/</link>
		<comments>http://hexlubinger.com/blog/2010/02/01/fortune-for-a-monday-54/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Feb 2010 13:15:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Confusingous</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fortunes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Be sure to count your chickens after they hatch.  You don&#8217;t want to be short changed!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Be sure to count your chickens after they hatch.  You don&#8217;t want to be short changed!</p>
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		<title>Fortune for a Wednesday</title>
		<link>http://hexlubinger.com/blog/2010/02/01/fortune-for-a-wednesday-58/</link>
		<comments>http://hexlubinger.com/blog/2010/02/01/fortune-for-a-wednesday-58/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Feb 2010 13:14:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Confusingous</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fortunes]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hexlubinger.com/blog/?p=444</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A sneeze is your nose saying hello.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A sneeze is your nose saying hello.</p>
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		<title>Fortune for a Friday</title>
		<link>http://hexlubinger.com/blog/2010/01/29/fortune-for-a-friday-57/</link>
		<comments>http://hexlubinger.com/blog/2010/01/29/fortune-for-a-friday-57/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jan 2010 14:41:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Confusingous</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fortunes]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hexlubinger.com/blog/?p=800</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s a worried man that does not worry about worrying.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s a worried man that does not worry about worrying.</p>
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		<title>Fortune for a Wednesday</title>
		<link>http://hexlubinger.com/blog/2010/01/27/fortune-for-a-wednesday-57/</link>
		<comments>http://hexlubinger.com/blog/2010/01/27/fortune-for-a-wednesday-57/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jan 2010 13:59:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Confusingous</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fortunes]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hexlubinger.com/blog/?p=798</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Fat content in email is not spam.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Fat content in email is not spam.</p>
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		<title>Fortune for a Tuesday</title>
		<link>http://hexlubinger.com/blog/2010/01/26/fortune-for-a-tuesday-59/</link>
		<comments>http://hexlubinger.com/blog/2010/01/26/fortune-for-a-tuesday-59/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Jan 2010 19:21:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Confusingous</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fortunes]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hexlubinger.com/blog/?p=796</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[What if pedal steel guitars were made of clouds?
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>What if pedal steel guitars were made of clouds?</p>
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		<title>Fortune for a Monday</title>
		<link>http://hexlubinger.com/blog/2010/01/25/fortune-for-a-monday-53/</link>
		<comments>http://hexlubinger.com/blog/2010/01/25/fortune-for-a-monday-53/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jan 2010 14:07:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Confusingous</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fortunes]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hexlubinger.com/blog/?p=794</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Say it ain&#8217;t so so you don&#8217;t have to say it.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Say it ain&#8217;t so so you don&#8217;t have to say it.</p>
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		<title>Fortune for a Friday</title>
		<link>http://hexlubinger.com/blog/2010/01/22/fortune-for-a-friday-56/</link>
		<comments>http://hexlubinger.com/blog/2010/01/22/fortune-for-a-friday-56/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2010 13:43:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Confusingous</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fortunes]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hexlubinger.com/blog/?p=792</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Do if you can, can&#8217;t if you don&#8217;t.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Do if you can, can&#8217;t if you don&#8217;t.</p>
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		<title>Fortune for a Thursday</title>
		<link>http://hexlubinger.com/blog/2010/01/22/fortune-for-a-thursday-58/</link>
		<comments>http://hexlubinger.com/blog/2010/01/22/fortune-for-a-thursday-58/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2010 13:42:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Confusingous</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fortunes]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hexlubinger.com/blog/?p=789</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[To be functional should not be a goal but a verb.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>To be functional should not be a goal but a verb.</p>
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		<title>Fortune for a Wednesday</title>
		<link>http://hexlubinger.com/blog/2010/01/20/fortune-for-a-wednesday-56/</link>
		<comments>http://hexlubinger.com/blog/2010/01/20/fortune-for-a-wednesday-56/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 14:45:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Confusingous</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fortunes]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hexlubinger.com/blog/?p=787</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[When giving directions, always use a square root.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When giving directions, always use a square root.</p>
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		<title>Fortune for a Tueday</title>
		<link>http://hexlubinger.com/blog/2010/01/19/fortune-for-a-tueday/</link>
		<comments>http://hexlubinger.com/blog/2010/01/19/fortune-for-a-tueday/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jan 2010 14:43:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Confusingous</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fortunes]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hexlubinger.com/blog/?p=784</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Try and find three uses for a thimble.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Try and find three uses for a thimble.</p>
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		<title>Fortune for a Friday</title>
		<link>http://hexlubinger.com/blog/2010/01/15/fortune-for-a-friday-55/</link>
		<comments>http://hexlubinger.com/blog/2010/01/15/fortune-for-a-friday-55/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Jan 2010 13:56:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Confusingous</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Fortunes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[If you come upon a fork in the road, pick it up and see if it&#8217;s clean.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you come upon a fork in the road, pick it up and see if it&#8217;s clean.</p>
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