Archive for the ‘Confusingous Cares’ Category
Kids, don’t do drugs.
Thursday, December 17th, 2009Talk show hosts have a lot to learn from The Hot Rod -
Wednesday, December 16th, 2009Meet the Mets …
Tuesday, December 15th, 2009
If you need a Friday laugh -
Friday, December 11th, 2009Now that’s what I call rap!
Wednesday, November 25th, 2009I’ve been too obsessed with this jam …
Sunday, October 18th, 2009Today’s Frenchy!
Friday, August 28th, 2009
Ever need to speak Klingon?
Friday, August 28th, 2009It happens all the time. You are in the market and need to buy some Romulan Ale but you cannot bargain with the merchant because they speak Klingon.
Well, now that won’t be a problem because Confusingous has located a guide for Klingon Phrases!
You can thank him in Romulan Ale!
Time for some Musical Theater!
Thursday, August 13th, 2009‘Cause Confusingous feels you all need culture!
Kitten Mittens!
Tuesday, August 11th, 2009Because cats get cold!
Roller Derby Saved My Soul …
Tuesday, July 14th, 2009How about yours?
Thanks be to Uncle Leon and The Alibis!
Citizens, this could happen to you …
Tuesday, July 14th, 2009As I bought my monthly pass for the NYC Subway yesterday, I was violently reminded of the recent fare increase. This reminded me of the story of Charlie, who may still be riding ‘neath the streets of Boston:
John Schneider is going to leave you tomorrow!
Friday, July 10th, 2009So better enjoy this amazing song today!
Because Mets fans need to drink anyway …
Thursday, July 9th, 2009Here’s a way to make it seem less seedy.
Check out The Gary, Ron and Keith Drinking Game.
Judging from the criteria, you may want to keep a bucket nearby just in case!
The National Hobo Museum Needs Your Help!
Wednesday, July 8th, 2009In times like these, we tend to forget the important things in life.
The National Hobo Museum, keeper of that quintessential part of Americana: The Hobo, needs your help to keep it’s doors open.
The National Hobo Convention is coming up! So pledge your support or drop on by!
Keep voting for Shane!
Tuesday, July 7th, 2009When the remake is better than the original
Thursday, July 2nd, 2009Forgetting of course that Coldplay’s song ‘Viva La Vida’ is a direct rip-off of Joe Satriani (see this), Confusingous also despises that song.
That is, of course, until Confusingous happened along this remake by the fabulous Abrams Brothers. Because Confusingous cares, and because Confusingous knows that the vomitous Coldplay version is still played every five seconds on American radio, he brings you this version:
Now, whenever the subpar Coldplay version comes on, think about this one.
Having trouble staying awake?
Wednesday, June 24th, 2009Confusingous knows. We all work so hard. Running through life. It takes a major strain on body and mind. Sometimes we feel like we just need to close our eyes. But we can’t because life is going on and on and on.
Well, Confusingous has an easy solution. Stop mainlining energy drinks. Stop burning your extremities. Now get your tooth picks out of your eyes and take a look at this gem:
Now, try sleeping. Ever again.
Your Welcome,
Confusingous
