How often have you said ‘Where is that consargit bottle opener?’ or ‘I sure wish I had a bottle opener!’
Well, now, you can be cool and prepared for those moments! Check out this beauty:

Not only will you look amazingly cool wearing it, but you will always be prepared for those times when someone just needs a bottle opener! And it’s not as ‘too cool for school’ as those dumb belt buckles that have a bottle opener on it. This one says ‘I’m extremely awesome and I do not have to point out that my belt also doubles as a bottle opener.’ And isn’t that all we want in life?
You can purchase it for the bargain price of $19.99 here. Hurry while supplies last!